Cristiano Renaldo, Babymamas and Babymemas, I knew it.

and I am bleeping relieved that you are not weird.  You are an ordinary ish guy that got taken for a ride.  Well that would be my turn of events if I was your Public Relations Officer, ( Which I should I should be by the way because whoever followed the route of Surrogacy needs help!)  Loads of guys have had this happen.  My husband for one,  I met him him when his baby was a year old and he and he the mother had been split up two years before.  When she came round just for sex and 'no commitment' after the split he thought he was onto a winner.  !Twit!  And not just him either as it turns out that my friend's brother has also been caught out when he split up with his girlfriend because she wanted kids and he didn't see a future with her that way.  Suddenly about a month after they split she tells him she is preggers.  After speaking with his sister, my friend, he told her that upon working it out it must have been the very last time that they had had sex.  Now he has met the 'one' who he wants to marry and fortunately she is supportive of the situation however it is shit that they have to start their relationship with him having a baby due in September.

Frankly I do feel sorry for both these guys because they genuinely did not want to bring a child into this world without being in a loving relationship in which to bring a baby up in.  Yes they were stupid but I think that my husband for one has tried his utmost to try and be the best Dad he can despite the restrictions that he has.  Let's face it Cristiano got the better deal because now he has a wonderful son out of a messy situation whereas most men have a wonderful child and an ex to deal with.  Now I would like to reiterate that accidents do happen and that there are women who are truly trying to make the best of what could have been a better situation.  However then there are women who do think I will have a baby and that will make him stay or at the very least keep me in his life ie nobody who splits with me will forget me in a hurry. 

Now these women are generally quite immature and selfish which usually comes with the former.  It is their life blueprint so the men that have to deal with these types of a Babymamas will usually find themselves with a lot more than they bargained for which could lead them to choose between having a life or living for when Babymama lets them have time with their child.  (I think we should call this type Babymema).  Now don't get me wrong, a Babymema will let you spend all the time in the world with your child and will encourage it because she does not want them to miss out.  However do not question anything about her parenting skills, do not bring the child back if he/she is upset and wants to go home, especially on a weekend night, do not bring the child back if he/she has done something wrong and you feel it is strong enough to ask the full time parent to deal with it, always offer to buy for the child and take up hints from her about what child needs.  These hints usually take the form of sending child to you in a summer dress in winter or just asking while stroking their latest Gucci purse that could only you make you wonder if Reception work is paying better these days.  Also never ask what she does in her spare time and never ever mention someone else you might like around her or you could be the subject of a terror campaign. 

The rest of your family will also be encouraged to spend time with child but they must remember that it is expected and they will not be invited to any school shows, Sports days, Sports competition or any other milestone event in child's life because they are helping you in your sin of dumping a Babymema whoops as they would say getting her preggers and leaving her in the gutter.

Yip I think Cristiano's Golddigger is definitely a better person for not wanting her child to be brought up in a warzone, wanting them to have a good life and not wanting to drag out a lifetime of torture for everybody involved to get a kick out of being the centre of a attention even if it is for all the wrong reasons