10 Bad Jokes

1  What do you call a three legged donkey?
     Wonky

2  What do you call a donkey with three legs and one eye?
    A winky wonky donkey

3  What do you call a donkey with three legs one eye and that smells?
    A stinky winky wonky donkey.

4  Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
    To see his Flatmate

5  What do you call a Ladda on top of a hill?
     A miracle

6  What do you call a Ladda at the bottom of a hill?
     Typical
7  What do you get when you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
     A toothbrush

8  Patient:  Doctor! Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!
    Doctor:  Then pull yourself together

9  man 1:  I knew a man with a wooden leg called Smith
    man 2:  What was the other one called?

10  What did the stamp say to the letter?
       Let's stick together.